What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?